[-] left the hospital early this morning with the twins in a van with tinted windows.

Angelina & Twins Leave Hospital - http://www.celebritygossipnow.com/angelina-twins-leave-hospital/

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You won't believe this New Zealand school's outgoing voice mail message. It says all the things school administrators WANT to say.

School Voice Mail Says It All - http://www.momlogic.com/2010/03/new_zealand_school_voice_mail.php

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As you might be aware, Howard Stern recently held the Tiger Woods’ Mistress Beauty Pageant in order to see who the most beautiful mistress was that was had by the famous golfer while he was still married. Howard began the pageant by having all the mistresses dress up in bikinis, and then he asked them a series of questions regarding their relationship with Tiger Woods. Mostly Howard asked about Tiger’s sexual performance. What else would we expect?

The participants in the pageant were Jamie Jungers, Jaimee Grubbs, and Loredana Jolie. Rachel Uchitel, Tiger’s perhaps most well-known mistress was not allowed to compete in the competition because she had already signed a non-disclosure agreement with Tiger. Because it seems that Rachel was an actual relationship that Tiger had, and not just a one-night fling, I highly doubt that Rachel would have demeaned herself to take part anyways. But Jamie Jungers was crowned the winner of both the title of being the biggest whore, and $75,000. What’s so great about this story is that Jamie actually cried when Howard announced the winner. Oh, and she thanked God too. I don’t know, I highly doubt that God had anything to do with the pageant or with Tiger Woods’ affairs. Here are some tidbits from the pageant from Huffington Post,

“Jamie Jungers won the Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant on the “Howard Stern Show” this morning. The winning alleged mistress earned $75,000 for her championship performance, and listeners were treated to juicy tidbits from Jungers, Jaimee Grubbs and Loredana Jolie.

According to tweets from listeners and attendees, Jungers claimed that Woods was well endowed. “Tiger’s wood was nine inches,” she evidently said. Former Playboy model Loredana Jolie, meanwhile, claimed Woods was “bigger and better” than Michael Jordan.

Both Grubbs and Jungers said that Woods never used condoms when sleeping with them, which echoes previous reports. Jungers reiterated that she slept with Woods the night his father died.”

What a sad state this world has come to. Honestly, we’re holding beauty pageants for mistresses now? Because the entire concept of beauty pageants wasn’t bad enough, I suppose. Whatever, Jamie. Congratulations on your win. It’s always nice when you can sell your soul to the devil (or in this case, Howard Stern) in exchange for a few bucks.

The Best Tiger Woods Mistress: Jamie Jungers! - http://www.CelebrityBlend.com/the-best-tiger-woods-mistress-jamie-jungers/

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It’s been awhile since we’ve had a good Katie Holmes pregnancy rumor, hasn’t it? And as far as rumors go, this one is fantastic – meaning that it’s completely wild, ridiculous, and as far as I can tell, probably couldn’t be further from the truth.

According to Star magazine, Katie Holmes is being forced into pregnancy “against her will” by her loving husband, Tom Cruise. The rumors that Katie was pregnant again started with TMZ, who showed a picture of Katie standing in a store with a slightly billowy top on. They held up the picture, asked if she was pregnant, everyone in the room gave a resounding “NO!” and the story seemed to have been dropped. I guess it was at that point that Star jumped all over it and decided to take the story one step further by saying that she’s being forced into things like Scientology prenatal courses, and a detox that was pretty painful. Umm…just what exactly does Katie Holmes have to detox from exactly? Hollywood Dame has more on the story from Star,

“Katie Holmes is spending increasingly more time at the Scientology center reportedly undergoing Scientology ‘auditing,’ sparking rumors that she’s ‘being prepared’ for her second baby with nut-job husband Tom Cruise, this according to Star Magazine.

The gossip rag continues on to say that Katie spent four hours at the Hollywood Scientology Centre last week, and might be doing this because she’s getting “prepped” to have another child, with sources swearing that Holmes followed the exact same course of action right before getting pregnant with daughter Suri. According to a website run by the Church of Scientology, followers believe the “health and the sanity of the child begin long before birth.” Scientology auditing is used to restore self confidence, happiness and spiritual freedom and involves answering questions or following directions with the aim of being freed from unwanted barriers that inhibit natural ability.”

I don’t know if Katie is pregnant again or not. I’m thinking that it’s been slow in the news lately and she’s probably not. But I definitely don’t think that Tom Cruise is forcing her into anything against her will. I think Tom’s a kook and I think Katie’s a kook too but I think they’re kooks together. I think they are both honestly very happy in that relationship and that it’s probably a pretty equal marriage all around. I definitely don’t think Tom would subject her to treatments when she didn’t want to get them done. And if Katie really was at the Scientology Center, then she was probably there because she wanted to be.

Is Katie Holmes Being Forced into Pregnancy? - http://www.CelebrityBlend.com/is-katie-holmes-being-forced-into-pregnancy/

[-] Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler hit the red carpet for the premiere of their new movie. ...read full story

Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler Premiere 'The Bounty Hunter' In London - http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/celebuzz/puGs/~3/mFELdn0A1qA/jennifer_aniston_gerard_butler_premiere_the_bounty_hunter_in_london.php

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No slacking off, even if you've just won an Academy Award.  That's Sandra Bullock's motto, apparently.

The lovely actress stopped by for a personal training session in Long Beach today.   Oscar winners must not sweat, either. 










Photos by SCOTT/ CHRIS
No slacking off, even if you've just won an Academy Award.  That's Sandra Bullock's motto, apparently.

The lovely actress stopped by for a personal training session in Long Beach today.   Oscar winners must not sweat, either. 

Photos by SCOTT/ CHRIS

Bullock Keeps Fit - http://bauergriffinonline.com/2010/03/bullock-keeps-fit.php

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Sarah Jessica Parker attended the Bravo Media's 2010 upfront party in NYC last night along with a bunch of Real Housewives.

That woman seriously cleans up well.




















Photos by ANT GRIFFITH
Sarah Jessica Parker attended the Bravo Media's 2010 upfront party in NYC last night along with a bunch of Real Housewives.

That woman seriously cleans up well.

Photos by ANT GRIFFITH

SJP: A Real Housewife? - http://bauergriffinonline.com/2010/03/sjp-a-real-housewife.php

[-] Corey Haim dating Daisy of Love when he died - The SuperficialAshley Olsen: Caution, Wet Hair! - Just JaredAnna Kendrick arrives at Vancouver International Airport - ICYDKGorillaz & Bruce Willis Break Web Record (VIDEO) - StarpulseBethenny Frankel Tying the Knot 'Before Baby Comes' - Pop EaterIs Kara DioGuardi Turning... ...read full story

Daisy De La Hoya Dating Corey Haim At Time Of Death [Nibbly Things] - http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/celebuzz/puGs/~3/iuN2wbc0kTM/daisy_de_la_hoya_dating_corey_haim_at_time_of_death_nibbly_things.php

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Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler cozied up to one another on the red carpet during the premiere of The Bounty Hunter in London last night.

Wow, Jen.  Nice stems.




















Photos by GF
Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler cozied up to one another on the red carpet during the premiere of The Bounty Hunter in London last night.

Wow, Jen.  Nice stems.

Photos by GF

Aniston and Butler Get Cozy on the Red Carpet - http://bauergriffinonline.com/2010/03/aniston-and-butler-get-cozy-on.php

[-] Jessica Simpson talk about her exes on the late show. ...read full story

Jessica Simpson Embracing New Image - http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/celebuzz/puGs/~3/6q8p6fodtAs/jessica_simpson_embracing_new_image_.php